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Q V Musk

  Elon Musk had gone too far, with what he had done with an unsuspecting circus of monkeys, purchased at a wholesale discount from the owners who were going out of business due to the struggling travelling circus market. But no matter where they came from, they didn’t deserve to have their skulls sawed open, and poorly designed computers shoved in. It inevitably led to mental and physical deterioration and death. In the case of the circus monkeys it was no different, except that they kept trying to make it funny. One particular bit had made it to the dark web, where Q had found it, before swearing vengeance on the insane megalomaniac who had murdered them. It was one thing to murder monkey comedians en masse in an attempt to play videogames without getting up for a controller, but a whole other thing entirely to continually proposition and impregnate the help. Musk believed in spreading his seed wherever was willing as his part in responding to a global decline in fecundity. His parent

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