Antipope Overlord Q Shadow Baptizes Global Population Into Church of Q
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Antipope Overlord Q Shadow Baptizes Global Population Into Church of Q Move Prepares Humanity for Mass Spiritual Processing Ahead of Timeline Exodus 6/1/2025 EARTH, THE SOL SYSTEM — In a decisive maneuver intended to streamline eternal logistics, Antipope Overlord Q of the Church of Q has unilaterally initiated a full-spectrum shadow baptism of the global population. The action, declared unchallengeable under Papal Flux Protocol and the Time Accords of 2035, ensures every human being is now spiritually accounted for ahead of the long-prophesied Timeline Exodus —a timeline evacuation of Earth due to pending obliteration. "Faith, like data, must be structured to be useful," proclaimed Overlord Q from the Inverse Pulpit during a trans-dimensional broadcast received by those attuned to the Signal (or those who subscribe). "We cannot allow spiritual freelancing in the face of cosmological rerouting. Everyone has a seat, but you must be on the list ....
